
Picture the scene.
It's Christmas Eve. There's a knock at the
door. You answer.
It's Blue Badge Guide Rex Osborn from
London Walks.
What does he want?
Figgy pudding.
That's what 'e wants.
Right here. Right NOW…
That's what 'e wants.
Right here. Right NOW…
"For me the carol which best says
Christmas," says Rex, "and always stirs me, is WE WISH YOU A MERRY
CHRISTMAS.
It has a stridency about it which is pure
Yuletide. It is about a group of carol singers who descend on somebody's house
and without so much as a by-your-leave start singing outside. They wish the residents
a loud MERRY CHRISTMAS with an implied "whether you like it or not".
With all the grasping greed and unwholesome
expectation that comes out at this time of year they say "Give us a figgy
pudding!" - There is no attempt at a "please" there. It is just
a straightforward materialistic demand. The demand is repeated, the tension
mounts and they move on to demanding alcohol in the form of "a cup of good
cheer".
Then they follow this up with that hint of
menace that pervades our shopping streets during the so-called "season of
goodwill" by singing "we won't go until we get some!" At the end
of this verse, just so we understand that Christmas is not a time of empty
threats, the pudding with booze demand is made very real to us with the phrase
"So! Bring it out here!"
The last verse is all about being
possessive during the festival period. The figgy pudding is claimed and
appropriated with "we all like OUR figgy pudding". It is not YOUR
figgy pudding any more - Christmas makes it OUR figgy pudding.
It is a carol so perfectly apposite that
every December it makes my eyes watery and my fists clench.
Cheers Rex!
Two things to add, inspired by your
outstanding critique of that old Christmas classic…
Why "Merry" Christmas? Here's a
lively analysis from the folks at Mental Floss…
Secondly… figgy pudding? Does anyone still
make figgy pudding?
Well Bob Dylan does. And that's good enough
for me.
(Dylan's relationship with London, as regular Daily Constitutionalists will know, goes all the way back to 1962 – click here for an archive Bob Dylan post.)
(Dylan's relationship with London, as regular Daily Constitutionalists will know, goes all the way back to 1962 – click here for an archive Bob Dylan post.)
In his memorable Theme Time Radio Hour
series, Bob paused to do a seasonal Christmas Special.
"This show," he growled, "is
going out in England. So for the duration, every time I say the words humor,
favor or color, I'll be adding an extra 'U'"
He also treated us to his recipe for figgy
pudding! Over to the man himself…
"Earlier in the show, I told you to go
get a pencil. Well, you’re all going to use it now. I got a lot of letters
about this. Here's my recipe for Figgy Pudding. I like it served with heated
golden syrup topping, and a generous pour of custard – makes me hungry just
talking about it. My engineer Tex Carbone likes vanilla ice cream on it; I
don't understand that at all…
• 4 oz. of plain flour
• Pinch of salt – just a pinch!
• 4 oz. bread crumbs
• 4 oz. shredded suet
• 1 teaspoon mixed spice
• 1 teaspoon baking powder
• 3 oz. dark soft brown sugar
• 8 oz. chopped dried figs
• Finely grated rind & the juice of 1
lemon
• 2 tablespoons milk
• 2 beaten eggs
Sift salt and flour together, then mix with
the remaining dry ingredients. Add the figs, lemon rind and juice, milk, and
beaten eggs. Beat well. Mixture should have a soft dropping consistency. Put
into a greased 2 pint pudding basin, cover securely and steam for 3
hours."
For one night only: Rex Osborn & Bob
Dylan on the same bill, launching The Daily Constitutional's Christmas Music
series.
I indeed wish you a very Merry – AND a Happy –
Christmas.
Tomorrow… Little Donkey in Denmark Street
Last week I asked London Walkers & London Walks Guides to pick their favourite seasonal music. Here's the finished playlist…
Tomorrow… Little Donkey in Denmark Street
Last week I asked London Walkers & London Walks Guides to pick their favourite seasonal music. Here's the finished playlist…
Christmas 2017 With London Walks…
On Christmas Day there are TWO London Walks:
Walk up an appetite with The Christmas Morning 1660 Walk – meet at 11:00a.m by the big tree in Trafalgar Square

Walk off the pudding with The Christmas Day Charles Dickens Walk – meet by the big tree in Trafalgar Square at 2:00pm
A London Walk costs £10 – £8 concession. To join a London Walk, simply meet your guide at the designated tube station at the appointed time. Details of all London Walks can be found at www.walks.com.









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